I’ve gotten really good at not giving a shit.

Your boyfriend broke up with you? How dreadful is must have been to have had a boyfriend.
You locked your keys in your car?  Yeah people do that all the time.
Oh you got fired? Maybe you should have tried harder. If not, your job sucked. Get a new one?
Can’t get a job?  That’s a joke, yeah you can.
Oh, you got raped when you were 15? So did everyone else, apparently.
You don’t have a car and you have to walk?  First world problems suck don’t they. 
You failed a class?  You could always have tried harder.
She stole your top?  Good, it looks better on her.
Your boyfriend cheated on you and you’re mad at the girl? Wow, that’s funny. Dipshit.
You dropped out and your life sucks? I wonder why.
You can’t handle a 3 - 7 hour work shift? Real life is going to be a real slap in the face, bro.
Your mom and you fight all the time? At least she’s still around to fight with.
You had to get a job? WOW! Congratulations, now you make your OWN money.
You can’t go to Coachella because you don’t have that kind of money?  Oh how sorry I am, but it’s okay, most people don’t have a thousand dollars to blow on a festival in California either.
Your parents are making you pay for your own gas? Bastards. 
Your teacher gave you a lot of homework?  Must suck to be receiving an education.
Photoshop won’t work?  It didn’t work in the 80s either.  ISO, filters, exposure, and different lenses could quite possible affect your photos also.
Parents won’t take you to work?  You’ve got two working legs, plan ahead.

Life’s as bad as you make it. One time, I heard there actually are people who really do have it that bad, and I feel sorry for y’all.  You know what audience this is intended for, and you know if you’re in it or not.  

You’re offended?  Oh, yeah Life tends to be an offensive bitch.